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26 bad pick-up lines

Pick-up lines have the tendency to be creepy for the most part but are always funny. So the next time you find someone you’re considering to pursue, remember two things. First, try not to be creepy. Second, definitely don’t use the following.

Feel free to add your own!

1. If you think I’m looking at you like a piece of meat it’s because I am.
2. You know, when you and I get old and our son or daughter comes up to me and says “Daddy, how did you meet mommy?” I’m gonna have to tell him or her how quiet you were, or how difficult you were being.”
3. Attacker:Hey baby, what’s your sign? Victim: (appropriate answer) Attacker: Wow! We are the most compatible love signs.
4. This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.
5. Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
6. Attacker: Excuse me, but you dropped something back there Victim: What? Attacker:This conversation, let’s pick it up later tonight.
7. Hey I see you are wearing clothes. I’m wearing clothes. Did you know we have something in common? We should get together and do something sometime.
8. Would you touch me so I could tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
9. I want to become a STUD. You know, you can’t spell stud without “STD” and “U.”
10. Attacker: Jessica? (Insert any name here) Victim: Um, no. Attacker: Oh, I thought you were someone else. Weren’t you my waitress at Hooter’s last night?
11. I’ve had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. Could you smile for me, please?
12. If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
13. If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
14. Attacker: You know the McRib is back? Victim Oh yeah? Attacker: Yeah, maybe we could head out and I could get you a McRib or something.
15. Attacker:Beww BEWWW Beww VictimWhat? Attacker:That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!
16. Be unique, say yes!
17. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
18. Attacker: Is your name Visa? Victim: No, why? Attacker Because it’s everywhere I want to be.
19. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be called the McGorgeous.
20. Attacker: Hey, would you like to dance? Victim: No way! You must have misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants.
21. My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
22. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your house?
23. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from the tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.
24. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
25. Attacker:I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Victim: No Attacker:Well, would you like to be?
26. Is it hot in here or is it just me?